Ok so what do you get when you mix a convenience store, a delusional individual, a pocket knife, and a power chair?
A MORONIC DISABLED THIEF!!!!
A 22-year old Florida resident by the name of John Christopher Champion, robbed a store with his pocket knife, stealing a 12pack of BudLight Lime and electrical tape. He was apparently stabbed in leg during his struggle but managed to get away! The only thing that foiled his getaway was his wheelchair got stuck in sand behind the store. In which he just decided to take in the view around him and drink his hard earned BudLight Lime.
Read the full Miami CBS article by clicking HERE
Now if he had maybe used any of the chairs in the gallery below, he may have had a chance! Better luck next time John!